It Does a Body Good

I was at the grocery store, reaching into the dairy case to get a jug of 2%, when a woman came up beside me and frowned at the case.

"There's no 1%," she said, distressed, looking at the empty gallon row. Then she noticed the organic 1% milk. "Oh, organic, " she sniffed, dismissing the option.

I removed my jug of 2% and placed it in my cart. I turned to continue my shopping, but she stopped me.

"You know, I can't get 2%. There's waaay too much fat. You might as well drink whole milk." And with that, she pushed her cart to the next aisle.

First, um, did I ask for commentary on my milk selection, oh dairy obsessed stranger? I think not.

Second, when the milk case has no gallons of the desired milk, perhaps one should purchase *gasp* two half gallons instead?

But then, my opinion can't be trusted. All that fat from my 2% milk has obviously addled my brain.